I think “the Paralysis of Analysis” is my favorite, followed closely by Suburban Malaise and Urban Ennui.
Don’t you hate it when you have an exam on zebrafish development but suddenly a Kardashian wants to date you so you sign a contract because they ask very nicely and cute-like but it stipulates that you cannot study while the film crews are around, which isn’t a problem, but oh my god why are the cameras always around? Don’t you hate that?
