peterfeld: Sometimes the democratic process coughs up such a miserable choice between separate but equally despicable strains of evil that you really have to wonder whether there’s anything really protecting us. Imagine if one of them had become president. I hope their debate table was burned in a pagan cleansing ritual. When I was a freshman I got to meet John Edwards, say what you will about his character (I’ll probably agree with you) but his hair is flawless. In our society, apparently that’s worth something.

peterfeld:

Sometimes the democratic process coughs up such a miserable choice between separate but equally despicable strains of evil that you really have to wonder whether there’s anything really protecting us. Imagine if one of them had become president. I hope their debate table was burned in a pagan cleansing ritual.

When I was a freshman I got to meet John Edwards, say what you will about his character (I’ll probably agree with you) but his hair is flawless. In our society, apparently that’s worth something.

Jun. 19 2012
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    If W had been assassinated or choked on a honey mustard chicken sub from Quiznos, there could have been a Cheney...
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    we had a President who fucked a staffer, it was called the 90’s.
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    “Imagine if one of them had become president.” On the real: this really only applies to John Edwards. I don’t actually...
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    I’m not going to ever defend John Edwards, but a huge part of the Bush-Cheney re-election strategy was to put...
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    One of these men started two wars, is one of the most potent symbols of modern-day evil incarnate, and shot his friend!...
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    freshman I got to meet John Edwards, say what you will about his character (I’ll probably agree with you) but his hair...
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