In honor of the Euro 2012 quarterfinal match between the same nations, Monty Python’s football match between Greek and German philosophers.

The commentary post-Sokrates goal,

The Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant by the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming that it was offside.”

Brilliant.