Mexican Mitt Romney for President (The Musical) by Pocho
After sweeping both Arizona and Michigan –– he says it’s because the gringos won’t do it -– a certain South-of-the-Border candidate is clearing his way to “paint the White House brown!” The affable and mariachi-like Mexi-Mormon is a tough campaigner, and says he is “in it to guin it.” Mexican Mitt Romney, the Most Mexican Man in the World, wants to be the first Latino President. This is his story — in song.
OH MY LORD: Vote for Mexican Mitt Romney because he’ll let you redeem your tax return for phone cards. ¡Viva Mitt!