In class yesterday, I came up with what I thought was the zaniest possible conspiracy theory about the recent bombings in India, Georgia, and elsewhere … only to have a student immediately point out that the Iranian government was way ahead of me. (via kohenari)
I want to remind you all of the great Mossad shark conspiracy,
Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, the governor of South Sinai, told the state news websiteegynews.net: “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm.” Egyptian television broadcast claims that Israeli divers had captured a shark with a GPS unit planted on its back. Describing the theory as “sad”, Professor Mahmoud Hanafy of the Suez Canal University pointed out that GPS devices are used by marine biologists to track sharks, not to remote-control them.
Wasn’t that part of the plot to Austin Powers?
(Source: blogs.voanews.com, via kohenari)
